Monday, November 1, 2010

Historical Dead Baby Jokes

Babies from around the world!


What do you call 400 or more dead babies over the course of twenty years?
Amelia Dyer's handiwork

How would you describe Charles Lindburgh's baby?
Dead

What do you call 12% of North Korea's babies dead?
The Arduous March

Why did the North Korean baby cross the road in 1994?
To avoid dying of starvation

How many dead babies does it take to please a just and loving God?
One, named Isaac

What do you call a half a baby?
A fair compromise according to Solomon, duh

What did the Egyptian dude do upon experiencing the death of his first and only child?
Slapped his forehead and said, "Godamnit! Forgot the lamb's blood again!"

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