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| Congrats! You can now drown someone in Anheuser Busch products! |
-Drink yourself to death
-Play half-shattered beer bottle tag
-Waterboard someone in single malt, aged scotch whiskey
-Assassinate a political figure by slipping something into his drink; yeah, that's right, the one you just ordered for him
-Buy a handgun- and/or a semi-auto- and, uh, defend yourself (oh shit, sorry, you could do that one at eighteen)
-Run someone over in a rented car (although the insurance is really high)
-Get kneecapped by someone in Vegas after cheating on the casino floor
-Become an MP in England
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES
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