Monday, September 27, 2010

Zombie College Girl’s Inbox



From                                                            Subject


dave@sanford.edu                                       we need to talk about last night
Amazon.com                                               You’re New Arm Has Been Shipped
Comcast                                                       IMPORTANT NOTICE UNPAID BILLS
Sephora Beauty Insider                                New blush! Add some life to your undead cheeks!
Cosmopolitan                                               tricks to warm up your love life
Tha BRAIN factory!                                    **CHEAPEST BRAINS IN TOWN**READ NOW**
dave@sanford.edu                                        u r so green i want u now
Google News                                               Sarkozy Loses Finger During Speech PHOTOS
Sephora Beauty Insider                                Perk Alert! New lancome fly repellant in stock
jenny@sanford.edu                                      decomposing bros and undead hos partaaaayyyy
slater@sanford.edu                                      Reading on the Ethics of Eating Brains for Friday
Comcast                                                       IMPORTANT NOTICE UNPAID BILLS
dave@sanford.edu                                       sorry 4 being such a dick dinner 2night?
Sanford Human Rights Club                       Undead Americans Deserve Free Speech NOW
Google News                                               75% of Population Undead According to Zogby
Sephora Beauty Insider                                Perk Alert! Look like a real person again!
dave@sanford.edu                                       wtf y didnt u tell me u were zombified
jenny@sanford.edu                                      girl, how u doin? hurd you got bit…
Amazon.com                                                Concerning your order: “World War Z”
slater@sanford.edu                                      Class Cancelled Today Due to Zombie Infestation
Comcast                                                       IMPORTANT NOTICE UNPAID BILLS
jill@urbanoutfitters.com                              Sorry, We Don’t Hire Zombies
Sanford Environmental Club                       Go Green Today!
emergency@sanford.edu                             DO NOT APPROACH THE UNDEAD
Sephora Beauty Insider                               50% OFF GREEN FOUNDATION! ACT NOW!
Google News                                              Undead Apocalypse Imminent, Lock Your Doors

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