Gacy Giggles

Courtesy of "Costumes for Adults"

Gacy Giggles

Where’s the best place to buy a clown suit?
John Wayne Macy’s

What do you call a couple of plucky female detectives on the hunt for a serial killer?
John Wayne Lacy (and Cagney)

How would you describe a serial killer’s lack of melatonin?
“He’s John Wayne Pasty”

What brother of a famous actor is capable of killing children and Joaquin Pheonix’ career?
John Wayne Casey Affleck

What do you call a serial killer who needs to turn up the treble?
John Wayne Bass-y

A convicted child killer adds his ante to the pot before two cards are dealt to him face up. He then bets on whether or not the third card will fall between these two in numerical value. What is the name of the game?
John Wayne Gacy-Deucey

What do you call a bunch of puns involving a convicted child killer?
John Wayne Racy