Friday, September 24, 2010

Craigslist Splatter Encounters

Fri Sep 24

Need Someone to Bury Alive TODAY $$

Looking for Fun-Lover With Zero Degree Body Temp - 29

**Cute Asian Seeks to Cut Off Toes**

Seeking Senior Citizen for Loving and Euthanasia - 35

$975 STUDIO LOOKING FOR ROOMATE! Quick walk 2 L’Anthropophagie

PROTECT OUR BLOOD FOR TWO-THREE DAYS (good work for students/vampires NOT looking for a steady job)

Zombie Seeks Young Brains – 52

$3000 - PENTHOUSE APT 2 BEDROOMS BALCONY SECRET TORTURE CHAMBER

Surrogate Mothers Needed to Carry Satan’s Spawn to Term

Smart attractive vampire looking for cute, intelligent sire - 33 (+200)

$1300/2br – BEAUTIFUL 2 BEDROOM COMPLETE W/ COFFIN

Any Young Guys Need Discreet Decapitation – 45

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