Saturday, November 6, 2010

Things You Can Do Now That You're Twenty-One

Congrats! You can now drown someone in Anheuser Busch products!


-Drink yourself to death

-Play half-shattered beer bottle tag

-Waterboard someone in single malt, aged scotch whiskey

-Assassinate a political figure by slipping something into his drink; yeah, that's right, the one you just ordered for him

-Buy a handgun- and/or a semi-auto- and, uh, defend yourself (oh shit, sorry, you could do that one at eighteen)

-Run someone over in a rented car (although the insurance is really high)

-Get kneecapped by someone in Vegas after cheating on the casino floor

-Become an MP in England


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES

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