|No, silly, not that kind of baby. ...although I feel like there could be a Lindbergh baby reference in here somewhere, minus about 950,000 dollars|
Did you see the sequel to the documentary Babies?
Dead Babies? I heard it was really boring.
Why did Rebecca De Mornay cross the road?
Because she was hemorrhaging like fucking crazy and she needed a doctor
What do you call the disgusting thing that pops out of John Hurt's Chest?
A live alien baby
Did you hear about the new biopic where Katherine Heigl plays Amelia Dwyer?
27+ Dead Babies?
How many dead babies does it take to send Roman Polanski over the edge?
What's the difference between a dead baby and Chucky from Child's Play?
For one thing, Chuckie can move. Although, come to think of it, they do look about the same size.
Why did Angelina Jolie cross the road in the 1928?
To look for her baby, who [spoiler alert] is dead.
Why did the Romanian woman cross the back alley?
Uh, what are you stupid? You're going to get an illegal abortion in the road?