Arsenic Lite

Need to poison your husband for the life insurance, but can't be seen at the funeral next to a chubby corpse?
...Arsenic Lite!


Your Econ professor gave you a bad grade, and clearly needs to lose some weight?
...Arsenic Lite!


Need someone to lose a little more than 21 grams?
...Arsenic Lite!


Want to just end it all but you can't bare the thought of your living relatives making fun of your thighs?
...Arsenic Lite!


Guy next to you on the plane should have paid for two seats?
...Arsenic Lite!


Arsenic Lite is all the arsenic with half the calories! Also try Arsenic Zero, Caffeine-Free Arsenic, Virgin Arsenic, and Arsenic Original, now available in strawberry and grape flavours.