Hey ladies! Want to hear about the hottest spot in town? A place where you can get free drinks any night of the week*?
Come to Ted Bundy's house! We offer the best music, the best drinks, and the hottest guys. And our bartender, Theodore Robert Cowell, always has something on tap that will bludgeon you with the kind of taste rarely seen in Holladay, Utah.
Owned by Officer Roseland, a real police detective, Ted Bundy's has been open for business since 1974, startling hip young people (especially hip young women) with great drinks and an even better atmosphere.
Sick of the Mormon stigma against drinking (and necrophilia)? Need a night off from midterms?
Ted Bundy's.
*Drinks may be half-off on Tuesdays, at Ted's discretion
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