Five Day Weather and Werewolf Forecast

We aren't as lucky as the sun; we humans have to deal with werewolves.

Friday: Sunny with a 0% chance of werewolves. Not quite a full moon yet, although you can expect a clear blue sky and a high of 50.

Saturday: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of werewolves. While there won't be any rain during the day, there will be scattered showers in the evening, around when the werewolves will begin coming out. They'll be turning at around six o'clock, so any time after six it is advised that you stay out of Harry's Pub, The Gray Dog, and other establishments popular amongst werewolves, as you may be mauled, eaten, or turned into a werewolf yourself.

Sunday: Heavy rain with a 53% chance of werewolves. The same goes for Sunday. Stay at home, or at least away from well known werewolf haunts. Also, occasionally werewolves will get into violent, protracted fights with drunken Red Sox zombies, and you are particularly advised to stay away from Fenway Park at night.

Monday: Heavy rain with a 0% chance of werewolves. Get out your raincoat! Monday's going to be one rainy day, with possible floods on the Mass Pike and other routes.

Tuesday: Light showers with a 0% chance of werewolves. Tuesday should be on the warm side, with a high of 60 and a low of 56. It's possible, of course, that there will be scattered light showers on Tuesday morning, until the sun pokes up later on.