Diner Reviews of L'Anthropophagie

At L'Anthropophagie, we only serve the finest Peking Dick. Image courtesy of csumeats.com

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so like we showed up and the service was pretty good but the food itself wasnt that stellar. i got the rosemary-crusted sam chops and ordered rare but it came out practically bloody. like they cut sam up right before. when i eat people i dont want to feel like im eating people. im not the only one who feels like this right?
-mschlotznick62

****1/2
I haven't eaten a meal this good in a long, long time. With excellent service, a beautiful decor featuring fine white drapes and some of the most immaculately embroidered tablecloths I have ever seen, and some truly delectable people, L'Anthropophagie has the entire package. It will cost you, but it's worth every penny. I would suggest the ma'am shank and the hank steak.
-luv2eatpeepul

*
fuck this place this place is so gay who the fuck eats humans this is fucking gross wtf wtf wtf... came here after reading a review in the ny times didnt realize it entailed eating sum guy named salman thought it was salmon ew ew ew
-scottenorman2000

***
Could've been worse. The server was nice. The food was okay (the sally dressing was surprisingly delicious but the turduckhuman was just plain weird), but we'll probably be back now that we know what to order. At least they've got better tasting people here than at Le Bernadette.
-sammymammy73

**1/2
Speaking as someone who has tasted people in their natural habitat, I can't call L'Anthropophagie particularly authentic, but I also can't say that it has the worst I've eaten. First of all, come on, can't you come up with a more clever name than just "cannibalism" in French? But seriously, the food itself was okay at best. I was kind of shocked at how tiny my portion of brooke a l'orange was, judging by the fact that it cost me twenty dollars, and because we all know that traditional French bernard a l'orange is made with a man and a caramelized orange sauce, not the disgusting goop they gave me.
-pre10tious